fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I will be naked everywhere
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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