There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
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