Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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