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we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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