the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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