This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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