I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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