It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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