I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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