im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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