weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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