there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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