john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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