no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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