Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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