i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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