no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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