I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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