i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize