Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I have demons in me.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
