I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I wish they made helmets for livers.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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