if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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