It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
i think i just lost a toe
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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