Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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