Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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