If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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