Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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