Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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