love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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