Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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