She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
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