did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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