Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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