Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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