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(415): View more from California

I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.

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(905): View more from Ontario

Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart

(763): View more from Minnesota

Die.

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(613): View more from Ontario

LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE

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(908): View more from New Jersey

so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand

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