This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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