well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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