This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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