yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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