we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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