I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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