I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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