We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
