So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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