Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
