whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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