There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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