whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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