How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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