so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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