If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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