remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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