As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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