your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I would ride that face into the sunset
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Randomize
