Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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